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These silly steps tell you how to fight stupidly! The first move you'll learn is the butthead. First, you bend down with your head half way down to your feet. Then, you charge at your target in a attemt to use your head for something better than school. The next move you'll learn will be the burp shot! What you do is you eat garlic and onions, and then go up to your target and burp the biggest, stinkiest burp of your life while you hold your hand toward your mouth. Then you piont your hand toward your target and blow the burp in his face. That is the burp shot! The next move you'll learn will be the pick and flick. First, you pick your nose (and try to get all of it) and then you take your finger out and flick it at your target. The pick and flick is probobly the easiest moves yet! The next move and the nerdiest, weakest move, is the last one. The running slap! It is very easy, all you have to do is run as nerdy as you can, and slap your target as weakly as possible! those are the stupid steps to how to be a weak nerdy fighter.